Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
No this happens. Like my mom and dad are divorced and my mom has a wife and my dad has a wife but my boyfriends parents divorced and his dad has a wife and his mom has a wife an together we have 6 moms so…
Song: Sakura Kiss (for string)
Artist: Hirano Yoshihisa
Album: Ouran High School Host Club Soundtrack & Character Song 1
soundtrack of my life. wedding song, funeral song, what have you.
oh my god, used as a wedding song, I’m in heaven!
Annnnnnd playlisted for the ball.
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
what are taxes and how do I pay them?
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell